Tarzan

Short but sweet; this is actually a Scout skit so it only works if you have three male campers - age immaterial. Two burst onto the stage, beating their chests and shouting "Me Tarzan!" "No, ME Tarzan!!" "Me Tarzan!" "No, ME Tarzan!!" pushing and shoving and arguing louder and longer and more violently. No. 3 then comes on in Pantomime Dame drag - borrowed skirt, lipstick, the lot and announces "Me Jane." Pause, then the two "Tarzans" start arguing again : "YOU Tarzan!!" "No, YOU Tarzan!!!" etc.