Some more verses to the "Little Green Frog" song
Grr grr said the little brown bear one day
Grr grr said the little brown bear
Grr grr said the little brown bear one day
And they all said grr grr grr
But We all know bears say huggy huggy hug
Huggy huggy hug
Huggy huggy hug
We all know bears say huggy huggy hug
They don't say grr grr grr
Slow slow said the little green turtle one day
Slow slow said the little green turtle
Slow slow said the little green turtle one day
And they all said slow slow slow
But We all know turtles say cowabunga dude
Cowabunga dude
Cowabunga dude
We all know turtles say cowabunga dude
They don't say slow slow slow
A rather macabre version of this old favourite
"Mm-mm!" went the little green frog one day,
“Mm-mm!” went the little green frog one day,
“Mm-mm!” went the little green frog one day,
And the little green frog went “Mm-mm-ah!”
But we know frogs go “La-di-da-di-da, La-di-dah-di-dah, La-di-da-di-da,”
We know frogs go “La-di-da-di-da, La-di-dah-di-dah, La-di-da-di-da,”
They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"
“Mm-mm!” went the little green frog one day,
“Mm-mm!” went the little green frog,
“Mm-mm!” went the little green frog one day,
And the little green frog went “Mm-mm-ah!”
But we know frogs go “Splat!” when you stand on them,
“Splat!” when you stand on them,
“Splat!” when you stand on them,
We know frogs go “Splat!” when you stand on them,
They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"
“Mm-mm!” went the little green frog one day, etc..
But we know frogs go “Bdump!” when you run over them, …..
They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"
But we know frogs go “Squish!” on the motorway, ….. They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"
But we know frogs go “Pop!” in the microwave, ….. They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"
But we know frogs go “Bzzzz!” in the blender, ….. They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"
But we know frogs go “Slosh!” in the washing-machine, ….. They don’t go “Mm-mm-ah!"