Whooping Cough

I say, did you hear?
Not too far from here
A jaybird died
Of the whooping cough
He whooped so hard
Of the whooping cough
That he whooped his head
And his tail right off!

(Start all sitting down and then stand up every time whoop is said)

 

Bananas!

Bananas of the world unite! (raise hands together above head)
Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas,
Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas (peeling action)

repeat, substituting:

Chop bananas

Eat bananas

Shake bananas

Go bananas

Bananas of the world unite!

 

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The Dining Car

(Chant in "Train" - like rhythm)

Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee

Cheese and Biscuits x4

Fruit and Custard x4

Beef and Carrots x4

Fish and Chips x6

Soooooouuuuuup!!!

 

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