Bug Juice

(To the tune of On top of Old Smokey)

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At camp with the Girl Guides,
They gave us a drink,
We thought it was milkshake,
Because it was pink.

But the thing that they told us,
Would have grossed out a moose,
For that good tasting pink drink,
Was really bug juice.

It looked fresh and fruity,
Like tasty milkshake,
But the bugs that were in it,
Were murdered with Raid.

We drank by the gallons,
We drank by the tons,
But then the next morning,
We all had the runs.

Next time you drink bug juice,
And a fly drives you mad,
He's just getting even,
'Cause you swallowed his dad.