Tom the Toad

(To the tune Tannenbaum - O Christmas Tree)


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Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
You were so big and green and fat
But now you’re small and red and flat.
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?

Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
You did not see that car ahead
And you were flattened by the tread.
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?

Oh Jake the Snake, Oh Jake the Snake,
Why are you floating in the lake?
Oh Jake the Snake, Oh Jake the Snake,
Why are you floating in the lake?
You did not see the motor boat
That ran you down and cut your throat.
Oh Jake the Snake, Oh Jake the Snake,
Why are you floating in the lake?

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