Joe

(To be chanted rhythmically)

I said "Hello!
Me name's Joe
And I work at the button factory.
Got a wife
Four kids
Today me boss said to me:
He said "Joe!"
I said "What?"
He said "You busy?"
I said "I'm not."
"Well press this button with your left hand."
So I did."

Press "button" with left hand in time to recitation and repeat the verse, substituting right hand/left foot/right foot/nose and tongue, adding appropriate mimes as you go along so by the final verse you are pressing buttons with both hands, both feet (alternately!) your nose and have your tongue out, whilst still reciting the verse.

LAST VERSE :
I said "Hello!
Me name's Joe
And I work at the button factory.
Got a wife
Four kids
Today me boss said to me:
He said "Joe!"
I said "What?"
He said "You busy?"
I said "I'm not."
"Then you're SACKED!!"