The Song of the Hopeless Guiders

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[Tune: Men of Harlech]

Hopeless Guiders get together.

Who needs reasons or fair weather?

England, Scotland, Wales, wherever

There's a place to stay.

Quiet as mice or full of bounces

Flame-haired Celts with kilt and haggis,

Posters, lurkers, 'Hopeless' virgins,

All are on The List!

Blankets bright to show 'em,

Songs from those who know them;

Challenges to earn a badge -

Our Elves and Boguk tell us when we've won them.

Come and join the Guiding gaggle,

Sharing wisdom, skills and crafts and niggles,

Make you think or make you giggle -

'Hopeless' Guiders all!